Attraction 24/129 Thanon Sirirat, Tambon Patong, Amphoe Kathu, Chang Wat Phuket 83150, Thailand Published on: 26-06-2016
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Why Simon Cabaret is special ?
Simon Cabaret Phuket has established itself as a market leader in professional entertainment. The set designs are outstanding, the costumes extravagant and the performers glamorous. The show is truly international featuring modern and traditional acts from around the globe in English and alternative languages. You will arrive relaxed but will leave confused as the performers are more of a man than you will ever be and even more of a woman too.
What to explore at Simon Cabaret?
The show is divided in cycles: two large performances, then one in front of the curtain allowing stage set to be changed. All the singing is of course lip-synched. If you get a seat at the middle of first row, you might think you are the lucky one but wait until the big fat transvestite doing the fun part of the show will rub your face between her fake boobs, probably rewarding you with a big red lipstick kiss on the forehead.
Join the fun at Simon Cabaret where the lavish sets and brilliant costumes will amaze you. Performers lip-sync songs popular in countries around the world. In nearby Patong, transvestite performances can be enjoyed at Andaman Queen Cabaret and in many of the neighboring open air bars.
How to get to Simon Cabaret?
It takes 1 hours driving from Phuket Intrnational Airport.
- Good Entertaining show for relaxing in evening
- A fun night out - very good value
- Professional and glamorous
- Nice performances
- Very few natural born performers here
24/129 Thanon Sirirat, Tambon Patong, Amphoe Kathu, Chang Wat Phuket 83150, Thailand
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Not my first time in phuket, first time at Simon cabaret. Short summary: 75min show, songs and dance. Mix of Western and eastern performances. Mostly lip synced but we'll done set. Worth the visit. Detailed review: show times was confusing, website/3rd party sites all stated different timings. Decided to drop by at 5 plus on a Wednesday to try my luck. Took the VIP seat, place was 3/4 packed. Well maintained, toilets clean and bottle water provided per seat. Yes it's lip synced, but the show spans multiple languages. From Thai to mandarin, to Cantonese, to Russian, to Korean to english. Each set there are at least a few who know the words. Yes most set there are those who go through the motions, yet there are those who look truly enjoying themselves. Kept me entertained and engaged. Performers do step down and interact with the audience (comedy skits primarily). Costume were primarily sparkly and doesn't look old. Was impressed with the set. Although some were basic backdrop paintings, the Egyptian piece was huge and the Disney set was detailed. All in, it's a worthwhile visit.
Well... The set and costume are nice. But the ladyboys cant dance, and the sound system is like from the jurassic era. I wouldnt recommend.